Saturday, October 4, 2008

Nailin Paylin Strikes a Chord in the Wrong Direction!


That Maverick, Sarah Palin has finally made the big time! Congratulations, Sarah! Larry Flynt is going to immortalize you in his feature length film, Nailin' Paylin! See what respect the cutesy candidate gets you when it should have been the serious candidate? What does she think she'll do when McCain passes away in a year or two, wink at Putin for arms negotiations? Well, back to what you asked for Miss Winky. Your in good company Sarah because Hillary Clinton will be portrayed by Nina Hartley, flesh screen legend! Sarah will be played by Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." Hmm, maybe Putin WOULD like to negotiate with her as president! This link is to the script for the first scene of the movie, but a note of caution. This script is not for anyone under the age of 18 or those easily offended by sexually explicit dialog. If either is the case just click here!

2 comments:

Kim said...

Always enjoy your random thoughts and sense of humor! BTW, were you really going to vote for McCain at one time?

Dave said...

Kim, I appreciate someone who appreciates good sarcasm. I would have voted for him by default because I was for him in 2000. His time came and went. I knew nothing about Obama but I took the time and kept an open mind about ALL points each was making and, frankly, John scares me. He needs to learn composure from Obama. Level and cool heads are what we all need now. Thanks for the post!
Dave